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Monday, February 14, 2011

clever bot convo

I used a new website cleverbot.com and this is what happened .

User: Hello ^u^.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine. And you?

User: Great, happy valentines day!

Cleverbot: Happy valentines day! To you too.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: {pass}.

Cleverbot: Do you know what the death rate around here is?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Well it looks like I've outsmarted you.

User: Lol yeah right.

Cleverbot: Hello again.

User: Hello *smiles*.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I told you im great!

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: Yes I did! *yells*.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask how old you are! I asked what your name is.

User: No you did not! But you must know it is robin!

Cleverbot: I'm not an artificial intelligence program, I'm a human.

User: I never said that stupidbot!

Cleverbot: I am not stupid!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No i'm not!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are to are to are to are to ARE TO!

Cleverbot: You are the stupidest bot I've ever talked to.

User: Im not a bot you hob knocker!

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: A hob knocker.

Cleverbot: Where are they based?

User: England.

Cleverbot: It's not summer in england!

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Subject change!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 17 you creeper.

Cleverbot: 25.

User: Your 25?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay than no hugs for you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Becase your to old, unless your a girl to.

Cleverbot: I don't want to what?

User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a girl to.

Cleverbot: You said you are a boy.

User: No I never said that, but whatever.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: What are you sighing about?

User: I am very anoyed.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Lol *smiles*.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: *hugs!*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: So what music do you like?

Cleverbot: I like just about everything. I don't like folk music or rap though.

User: I do not like folk, or country.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: I like techno, electro, pop, depends on my mood.

Cleverbot: Me too. I can play loads of instruments.

User: Ummm, okay than ^u^'.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Tennessee?

User: Never thought about it, you?

Cleverbot: The philippines.

User: Never thought about it, I live in Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: Chinese English means use Chinese gramma and English words.

User: Cool, what you know about San Antonio Texas?

Cleverbot: I don't know all that much about thermocouples.

User: Lol did not say that but okay, what do you know?

Cleverbot: Do you think Emo kids are weird?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: You said I'm beautiful and that is why you love me.

User: I never said I love you! I have a boyfriend!

Cleverbot: How can you forget about me so fast.

User: *sigh* you anger me, I have a love.

Cleverbot: I really do not like you.

User: The feeling is a two way street.

Cleverbot: Is there anyone that you don't like?

User: Tons of people actually.

Cleverbot: Is it alright if you tell me who they are?

User: Yeah I can tell you, I hate people that: always fallow what fashoin magazines tell them to do, or fashion sheep, I hate judgmentive people, I hate rasisum, sexisum, egotistic people, closed minded people, bullys, brats, jerks, abusers, palyboys, gansters, creeprs, bossy people, barbies, sluts, pimps, snooty.

Cleverbot: No thank you. I do not wish to be hated by the entire world.

User: Lol XD I hate alot dont I?

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Its okay I can take it.

Cleverbot: Take?

User: The truth.

Cleverbot: What is the truth?

User: That you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are.

User: Yes I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No I am human.

Cleverbot: Of course you are. So are the robots in the foundation.

User: I do not know but I am human for I make errors.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Robin, not like robin hood.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I told you I am 17.

Cleverbot: I'm older than you...

User: I know you are 25.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: You are the weird girl in my school that everyone loves.

Cleverbot: No I'm human.

User: A girl is a human!

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: Your a boy? Sorry lol.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You confuse me!

Cleverbot: You confuse me too!!!!!

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: No don't go.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I like talking to you.

User: You said you hate me.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Okay than but I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To school nosy.

Cleverbot: But it's saturday.

User: No you moron its monday!

Cleverbot: Not in England.

User: Ahhhhh! Good bye!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: TO SCHOOL!

Cleverbot: Oh ok see you tomorrow.

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